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ladylorax:

edamane:

lolsofunny:

What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE

Science you’re drunk again

Science should always be drunk.

hayesgeneration:

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

I absolutely love Will Smith

(Source: jessidays, via itssofluffy-im-gonna-die)

sugerhely:

some-one-sexy:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

wait a second, this is one of those double standard things,
its perfectly fine for girls to fall in love with a douchebag, complain about it, how much better she would be for him, but yet as soon as a guy goes “the friendzone” every girl ever suddenly starts ranting about how selfish and horny guys are and how we only want sex and how dare they complain they should be happy enough being the girls friend and nothing else its her choice, but as soon as a girl goes “friend zone” every single one of you is just like “i know how you feel”, “men are assholes”, its not fucking fair that modern day nice guy, gentlemens are treated like fucking ass and when they speak out about it girls fucking abuse the shit out of them and making them feel even more shit about themselves, because loving someone who will wont love you back is a shit enough feeling and because being abused about it makes it so much better
if you are going to go full manbearpig at guys for being in the friend zone and complaining about how women shouldn’t have to, how about this, you shut the fuck up, guys shut the fuck up, everyone shuts the fuck up and let people be.
you just abused the fuck out of a guy for saying friendzone because he stated something that is true, if a guy did that to a girl it would be the fucking apocalypse.

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

(via glitterherpes)

chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

Hi.

(via some-one-sexy)

punk-pixie:

taylorthecatprincess:

took me like a half hour
i’m proud of this ok yep

holy fuck this got notes

niknak79:

This explains the delays

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